Ottawa, Canada – The Canadian has decided to employ an Israeli firm called Black Roof Public Relations to train it on how to efficiently execute its continuing genocide against the indigenous peoples of the land.
Black Roof Public Relations is a firm based out of Tel Aviv which advises the State of Israel on how to continue its occupation campaign against Palestinians, which has been condemned by the the world as a genocide. Black Roof has been advising the Israeli government for the past 20 years on Palestinian matters. Among other things, they have been involved in depleting Gazans of clean drinking water, politically manufacturing military campaigns every year to two years against Palestinians, and ensuring the continuation of the illegal blockade and siege of Gaza from the rest of the world.
Back Roof has been known for its specialty in whitewashing Palestinian genocide by its elaborate PR campaigns using attractive female members of the Israeli Defense Force to minimize brutality and human rights violations against Palestinians, using anti-Semitism to silence criticism of Israel on the world stage, and convincing Arab leaders to sell out Palestine for short term economic gain.
Now Black Roof will be in charge of heading Canada’s genocide against its own indigenous people with maximum efficiency while reducing public outcry.
Norbert Pickling, an official working with the Crown Indigenous Relations Department, says that they look forward to working with a firm that has many years of experience in stripping away human rights of problematic people.
Settler Colonial countries like Canada and Israel have a long history of violence against indigenous people with little repercussions on our economies, soft power, and political influence. Working with Black Roof will allow us to continue to expanding our settler colonial project by furthering our economic interests at the expense of Indigenous human rights, dignity, and well-being, in a way that will maintain Canada’s reputation of a loving, inclusive country.
-Norbert Pickling, Crown Indigenous Relations Department
The Canadian government is particularly interested in helping pipeline companies gain access to energy resources which will greatly harm the way of life of the Wet’suwet’en First Nations people. Pickling says that the Coastal GasLink pipeline will go a long way in destroying the lives of First Nations people in the region. Furthermore, Pickling reiterated that destroying the environment is a small price to pay relative to the economic gains Canada will see in the short term and doesn’t want a pesky issue like human rights getting in the way.
Human rights have not been at the forefront of concern for Israel and it shouldn’t be at the forefront for Canada, Pickling argues. He says that combining synergies, settler colonial states like Canada and Israel can ensure strong economies for the future, especially in light of global threats like climate change.
The Royal Canadian Mounted Police, known particularly for its horrid record of treating First Nations and Indigenous people with contempt, is very enthusiastic about working with Black Roof PR and learning new tactics in oppression from the Israeli firm.
Picture: / IDF Spokesperson’s Unit
