Booger Hole, WV – A local white woman is outraged that ethnic and racial minorities will no longer take her abuse while she’s out and about.
Ana-Lyn Gus, 64, of Booger Hole West Virginia, has been harassing and causing public disturbances while running personal errands for more than 20 years. Her racially charged and often violent diatribes over miniscule things are known across the US Mid-Atlantic and Appalachian region, causing citizens depression and stress whenever they see her.
For example, last October, Ana-Lyn destroyed an entire Taco Bell and threatened to call ICE after she complained about the hot sauce being too hot. Ana-Lyn demanded they give her a milder hot sauce that is more mild than the normal mild saucethat the establishment hands out, but which isn’t ketchup. When informed that such a sauce does not exist, Ana-Lyn lambasted the employees, calling them various racial slurs, some of which did not apply, and threatened to deport all of them. She then proceeded to destroy the entire restaurant before driving off in a huff.
Residents have reported similar incidents over the past two decades and are at a loss as to why she acts this way. Some day she’s angry at the world when her husband left her for a busty, more attractive and emotionally stable stripper, while others say she began changing when she was finally able to afford a cable package that included Fox News.
However, in the past couple of years, more and more people of colour have begun to stand up to her abuse. Rather than be passive and take the abuse, targets of her abuse have started to ask her to calm down, attempting to de-escalate the situation by asking what they can do to help her, or matching her verbal abuse by swearing back at her.
When asked why she thought people were fighting back, Ana-Lyn said the following:
Back in my day, anytime you degraded a colour, they’d just take it. Now, they’re getting frisky and fighting bad. I don’t know where they get the nerve to talk back like that to a while person. They very well know I’m better than them, and yet they talk back. It’s this woke PC communist ideology that’s infecting the country.
Ana-Lyn Gus
Ana-Lyn has yet to get her first COVID-19 vaccine shot since she believes that “a Chinese virus can’t harm or infect these superior Caucasian genes,” despite the fact that she’s been hospitalized 7 times for various respiratory illnesses, spiraling her into thousands of dollars in medical debt. She has attempted to reach out to various local white nationalist groups to raise money, but has been refused ever since she assaulted one of their members during a dispute over a parking spot, referring to the white nationalist as a “tainted white” due to his Italian heritage.
“We’re fed up with her. We’re not taking it anymore. The next time this woman starts barking, I’m taking her cane and clocking her in the head,” said one fed up resident, who wished to remain anonymous.
Ana-Lyn Gus is due in court next month, facing charges of battery and assault after an altercation with people protesting state budget cuts to a local food bank. She is representing herself because she doesn’t trust ‘these damn Jew lawyers.’
Photo By: Lara Schneider