Washington, USA – In an interview given last week, Jeffery Toobin said that in light of the high profile case of Chris Cuomo’s firing from CNN, he know understands where the organization is willing to draw lines in the sand and will continue to conduct himself within those confines.
Toobin, who was fired from the New Yorker Magazine for engaging in an act of vigorous self pleasure which he completed to orgasm during a zoom call, said CNN didn’t fire him because he didn’t help a politician cover up allegations of sexual assault. Nor did he criticize Israel, which is an even greater crime. His mention of Israel refers to Marc Lamont Hill’s firing from CNN after giving a speech at the UN which spoke unfavorably towards the Zionist state.
“You know, even though I may have exposed my parts of my private parts to my co-workers without their consent, which, although pleasurable to me at the time, I do acknowledge may have been an indirect assault to their senses and psyche, my actions did not necessarily constitute sexual assault under the law. I don’t think the New Yorker really understands that. They fired me for moral reasons, whereas CNN kept me on because I did not engage in or facilitate an act that could be considered an act of assault, even though my former New Yorker colleagues did feel assaulted at the sight of my erect lingam. And for that, I am eternally grateful to CNN.”
-Jeffery Toobin
Toobin further went onto say that criticizing Israel is an altogether different crime, far more egregious and vile, than his act of vigorous self pleasure in front of a non-consenting audience.
“Whereas, sexual assault is a grave societal crime, speaking out against the crimes Israel commits against the Palestinians, exposing the role the US plays in supporting and funding the aprtheid nature of Israel, is a matter of national security and is antithetical to the foreign policy objectives of the United States,” said Toobin. He further went on to say that what Hill did at the UN fundamentally harmed the United States and “speaking out in any way against Israel should always be met with strict reprimand and consequences. Many Islamophobes, and right wing extremists and nationalists agree with Toobin and his stance on Israeli criticism.
Toobin reported that he has now purchased a separate laptop on which he exclusively broadcasts acts of self pleasure to an audience that consents to viewing the material. He charges $9.95 for each clip but did not want to disclose where these clips are available as he wishes to keep his audience intimate and exclusive.
Photo: Gage Skidmore, CC BY-SA 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0, via Wikimedia Commons
